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Learning vulgar sign language at a young age....
Legs are nature's handles. It's a great way to carry your infant or toddler around while keeping your other hand free to handle more important things like bags of diapers.
Ok, if you're a porn star, you might be allowed to bring your kid to work with you (I know, stupid right?). But bring them home the video you made. It's the next best thing!
You have to be realistic with kids these days. They're not all going to grow up to be doctors, lawyers or the president. Some are going to grow up to be trashy chicks with tramp stamps. Can't hurt to start them on their life path early right?
Until children start being born with wheels to make them easy to transport, you can simply drag them across the floor.
Teaching children the importance of not wasting food and drinks can never start too early. Nothing wrong with a little sand with your champagne!